Just 2 people run for the office of the American president and 50 for the national beauty pageant. Did you notice that midgets perceive crowded elevators differently? I keep wondering if this voice in my head is real. It just keeps suggesting great ideas to me. I wonder if this is true. A battle between natural stupidity and artificial intelligence is always won by the former.
Why would you start a fight with an ugly person? They have nothing at stake. It is not the fall that kills a man, the abrupt stop in the end does. If you want to borrow money with the hope of not repaying, best to borrow from a pessimist.
Smiling in the face of crises makes it easy to find who to blame. Do we really need to keep trying to control guns? What we should be doing is controlling the idiots that wield them. It is better to make love than to make war. If you feel you can handle both, get married. It is best to mumble when you are short of words. Women might not be strong enough to hit hard but they are subtle enough to hit low. Two things are constant in life. While some folks bring happiness when they enter a room, others leave it behind when they leave.
The reality of love is that your only real love is God. Human beings find each other unlovable at some points in their existence.
Work is so fascinating to me, I get to stare at it from dawn to dusk. Even though I have seen and done so much, yet I remember very little. Want to knock a man off? Hit him with your baseball bat, not your glasses. Whether you eat right, exercise right, or both, death is imminent someday. We never get too old to learn stupid things. Never forget that water is used by the fire department to quench fire. Did Noah have to take 2 mosquitoes into the ark?
A pig will be able to fly if it gets the perfect thrust. It is very easy to hit the target. Simply shoot first and whatever object you hit becomes your target. You thought your TV was smarter than you? Checkout your computer. Soap bubbles and virginity have something in common, a single prick ends their existence. If you are not used to hitting your goal at the first try, never try to skydive.
Men are so polite. I am mean even though you think of me as funny. No wonder most people consider my actions as petty jokes. I think I would just move in peacefully. You should find out about my qualities from my therapist, even though he refers to them as symptoms. No cop likes it when you wave your hands when they tell you to put your hands in the air. They feel you are being nonchalant. Since you had an unforgettable entry, we look forward to your exit. I wish I was like my wife, she always has someone to blame for everything.
If only we had mute buttons for ladies, edit buttons for guys, and fast-forward buttons for bad times. Then life would be completely amazing. I act really nice until you seek my trouble. When to vegetarians are at loggerheads, do you still call it a beef? Phone chargers are better accessories in waiting rooms than magazines. The questions are;. When you are getting bored chatting with your friends on Facebook, you can ask these excellent and engaging questions above to create fun on your Facebook status.
With these Facebook status question games for adults, you know what your friends like or demand from you. Your email address will not be published. Newest Facebook Status Games Here are they; 1. Would a time machine make you visit the future or go back in time if you have one? As a child what did you enjoy doing? A highland or low land, which would you refer you built your house? What often do pregnant women crave for? Where would you go to if you could visit one place in Lagos? If you could be given three cars, what would you do?
Do little things make you angry? Your face becomes brightened and cheerful by what? Have you ever been reminded of life by just listening to a song? All knowing or riches, which are your desire? What powers would you possess, if you were a superhero? If you could see a person from the underworld, who would it be?
Have you ever taken a strand of rice with a straw? Would you exchange your certificate for a pot of stew? Would you want your friend to behave like you?
Are you an ideal partner? What would you change in yourself to be the real you? Looks for intelligence or intelligence for looks which would you rather trade? Are you a guy or a lady? Who would the celebrity be if you were to choose who to be your wife or husband? Do you know if your best friend is also a best friend to another person?
Who would that be? Would you intend on going on a date with me? What would you ask me if I was to answer in affirmative to any questions today? Would you love to share your friends with me?
I did the math. Seems I died in Need something cool to say because you just slipped and fell? Quitting Facebook is the new adult version of running away from home. I love being married. If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!
The only reason why 30 guys liked your picture is that they can see right down your shirt. People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane until we invented smartphones and social media. If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. I say, anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special like me to catch your heart.
I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me. I always take life with a grain of salt …plus a slice of lemon …and a shot of tequila. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with. Read More : Facebook Selfie Captions.
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